I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend

Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend . . . keeping him.

Here's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realize that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t.

So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:

1. Am I in a relationship with Sam?
2. Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?
3. Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?